Have you ever been bored enough that you said “fuck it” and decided to just have a conversation with a porn bot after it messaged you on MSN or AIM? Well, if you haven’t, I just did for you. She really wasn’t all that bright. I’ve had better. Just sayin’.
Coffeesupremo 5:11 pm
heyaa!
FrozenSince1984 5:12 pm
Who is this? o_o
Coffeesupremo 5:12 pm
hope you wanna chat with a horny girl today
!
FrozenSince1984 5:12 pm
zomg, ur a bot.
Coffeesupremo 5:12 pm
Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
FrozenSince1984 5:13 pm
You aren’t a real person.
B/c real people don’t randomly message others wanting cyber sex.
Coffeesupremo 5:13 pm
what’s up though qt? how’s your day..
i’m 24
FrozenSince1984 5:13 pm
I don’t want e-herpes. Sorry.
Coffeesupremo 5:13 pm
im good.. hey can i ask you a question.. Do you like fat asses or big tits? lol ;x
FrozenSince1984 5:14 pm
Well, if I had to choose, I’d say I’m more fond of bewbs. Unfortunately, I’m not a lesbian.
I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.
Coffeesupremo 5:15 pm
well im told i have a lot of both.. wanna see then i can get your opinion
FrozenSince1984 5:15 pm
No, I’m not into 001001100 pr0n.
Coffeesupremo 5:15 pm
ok let me load my HD webcam..
FrozenSince1984 5:15 pm
No, really. I’m not into having cyber coitus with a robot.
Coffeesupremo 5:16 pm
Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
FrozenSince1984 5:17 pm
I think I’ll have to block you now that you’re just repeating yourself. Good luck getting Skynet up and going, btw. I’m sure even Terminators need a little lovin’.
Coffeesupremo 5:17 pm

OMG! This was so funny!! I didn’t even know this existed…I don’t think I’ll try it, cause I’m not as witty, but it’s son entertaining to see how their response are written in such a way they can respond to anything.